just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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No, fuck you. I was worth it. and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via missinyouiskillingme)

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

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fromthemindoflewisredfearn:

phallephoric:

a girl just laughed so hard at a joke i made that she threw up, im still laughing oh my god

When that happens you’ve succeed in life

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